Kinky's Delivers Happy Endings

Adult business offers 24/7 express delivery

These days, Chicagoans can get a lot more than just pizza delivered. From sushi to sandwiches, medicine to groceries, you might never have to leave the comfort of your home.

But what about people's more "adult" needs?

For over two years, The Kinky Llama has been supplying Chicagoans with videos, risqué clothing, and "personal massagers." The express service is available 24 hours a day, and delivery usually takes under an hour.

While most other retail businesses are heavily suffering from the recession, owner Anthony Mikrut, 33, says business has ... grown.

"I think people like to have a little fun when they're not having the best time in the market," Mikrut told the Chicago Tribune.

Men and women can choose from over 1500 items, but Mikrut says almost all of his express orders have come from women.

No matter who's ordering though, Mikrut says he never has to put up with an unsatisfied customer.

"Everyone I [talk to], they're always happy," he said. "That's my favorite part."

The Kinky Llama is located at It should go without saying that the website is adult-oriented and should be considered "NSFW": Not Safe For Work.

Matt Bartosik, former blogger of The Chicago Traveler and editor of Off the Rocks' next issue, wonders how much to tip the delivery boy.

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