What will Bill Daley do next now that he's taken himself out of the 2010 governor's race? We've got a few ideas.
- Get shovel-ready
- Go back to dreary job advising Obama
- Begin training for 2016 Olympics hammer-throw
- Rebuild the mob
- Turn state's evidence
- Impersonate a cop
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- Do big brother a favor and finish Block 37 for him
- Buy the Sun-Times and start broadsheet "to-stay" edition
- Twist Oprah's arm into backing Dr. Bill show
- Call big brother every day and ask if the city's refrigerators are running
- Tap into Swiss bank account to buy naming rights for O'Hare
Steve Rhodes is the proprietor of The Beachwood Reporter.