While Chicago Tribune columnist John Kass has invited readers to name disgraced former Gov. Rod Blagojevich's coming memoir, we thought we'd take a crack at the chapter titles.
1. First A Little Bit About Me.
2. All I Did Was Try To Help People.
3. God Is Good. I Am Great.
4. I Helped People And This Is What I Got.
5. My Greatness Enraged Them.
6. Ways I Am Like Elvis.
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7. It's Not A Lie If You Believe It.
8. Dying Hard With A Vengeance: The Appointment of Roland Burris.
9. Ways I Am Like Gandhi and MLK Jr.
10. You're [Bleep]in' Right I Ordered The Code Red!
11. Afterword: Reflections On Me.