We love you, Kane. Go Blackhawks!
Madhouse Enforcer is often treated to rumors and second-hand stories on the foibles of winger Patrick Kane.
See, the 23-year-old, multi-million dollar athlete likes to party.
Our friends over at Deadspin like to keep tabs on the beer-swilling Blackhawk more than we do (mainly because it gets boring to write about Kane and beer and *insert faux pas*).
The gossip site has a story of note this week that rises above the typical Patrick Kane shenanigans.
The Deadspin editors solicited anecdotes from people around Madison, Wisconsin who allege to have watched the Kaner stumble through their city and commit some (if true) disturbing acts -- like allegedly choking a college girl at a fraternity party and getting booted from the grounds.
Blackhawks brass said they don't have a comment on the alleged wild weekend.
If it's to be believed, the timeline doesn't read like a typical college night out, but more like the fantasy of a megalomaniac.
We won't repeat most of it here, but read on over at Deadspin if you want a chill.