Maybe the sticks of Illinois aren't as boring as we think they are. Just days after a bar was shut down in a small town outside of Peoria for female topless oil wrestling comes more salacious news from the tiny town of Delhi in southern Illinois:
The Jersey County State's Attorney's office says sheriff's deputies were doing a routine check at the Cabin Tavern one afternoon this week when they found something not-so-routine. Authorities allege Janet Brannon of East Alton was naked as she served patrons.
She was arrested, and because no other bar employees were available, the tavern was closed down.
Brannon should move up to Chicago, where she might be strong competition for these folks. [D-H]
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