HIDEOUT HOLIDAY: Today’s the last day of the Hideout Annual Holiday Sale, which includes a wide selection of handmade soaps, jewelry and artwork. For a complete list of artists and retailers, check out the Hideouts’ website. 1354 W. Wabansia Ave.; Noble Square. 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. Free.
GOODBYE, SUN: Chicago’s snowy demise is here and it’ll only get worse before it gets better. Prepare for the worst by knitting your own scarf, hat and gloves with the helpful crafters in Stitch ’n’ Bitch, a knitting group that meets up at Kopi. 5317 N. Clark St.; Andersonville. 7 p.m. Free.
WHAT’S MY LINE?: Try relieving some of that winter-holiday stress by taking the night off and seeing “Chicagoland” at Annoyance Theatre. This improv “supergroup” includes T.J. Jagodowski (of T.J. And Dave) and Noah Gregoropolous, and each show starts off with a suggestion of anything in Chicago, which should be fun since we’re entering into an election year. (A suggested suggestion: Todd Stroger.) 4300 N. Broadway; Uptown. 8 p.m. $8.