First there are the four horsemen, then the seven seals, and finally, the Nadya Suleman-Jon Gosselin romance.
"I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin," Suleman told RadarOnline. "I think he's hot."
Despite the risk of your head exploding, stop and think for a moment about a possible Gosselin/Suleman romance. Her fourteen kids plus his eight kids plus all those Ed Hardy T-shirts -- it would make for one whirlwind love affair.
But for the sake of our sanity, let's just hope those two never get together.
In other Octo-news, the Beverly Hills doctor whose fertility treatments expanded Suleman's brood has been given the boot by an organization of his peers.
A spokesman for the American Society for Reproductive Medicine told The Associated Press that the group expelled Dr. Michael Kamrava for "repeatedly" violating the group's standards, not just for his work with Suleman. While the move is undoubtedly embarrassing, it doesn't stop Kamrava from practicing medicine.
Guess who told RadarOnline she felt bad for the doctor, but not "wholly responsible" for the decision, of course?