Top Five Black Friday Brawls
By BJ LUTZ
Updated 9:57 AM CST, Fri, Nov 27, 2009
From Rocky battling Ivan Drago to Earnest battling for summer camp, the American way's to fight for what you believe in. That's why we ain't afraid to slap a fool over a new Panasonic.
Below, five of the most entertaining/depressing/no-really-entertaining videos of Black Friday shoppers throwing down the smack in the aisles.
The holidays are coming. Be careful out there.
1. Fighting Over an XBox
Like a horde of undead Egyptian scarabs consuming Beni in The Mummy (what? totally a relevant simile), shoppers at Wal-Mart (it's always Wal-Mart!) swarm a pile of X-Boxes.
2. Careful With the Merchandise!
It's amazing that people who would spend their hard-earned cash on high-end items wouldn't be more careful. Watch at 4:00 in this video, from a Wal-Mart store in Racine, Wis., as shoppers are less-than-careful with some new TVs.
3. Clash Over Computers
Remember when you were a kid and your parents were always telling you to share or "fight nice." Some grown-ups ought to know better:
4. Attack!!
Like pirahnas attacking a wounded animal, these shoppers go into a frenzy over DVD players. Be amused at about 1:10 into the video:
5. Mad Rush
This video isn't necessarily a brawl, but we've included it to remind you of all the competition you'll have if you do shop early Friday morning. This throng of people comes to us from a Circuit City store in Delaware in 2006. We especially like the woman sauntering in wearing her comforter.
First Published: Nov 24, 2009 8:01 PM CST
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