On the Friday night before the 1960 presidential election, tens of thousands of Democrats marched through the streets of Chicago, in a torchlight parade. Their destination: Chicago Stadium, where their candidate, John F. Kennedy, delivered an address that was broadcast on national television. (In the TV listings, the program appeared as “Political Broadcast -- Democratic party of Cook County.”)
This was during the heyday of the Machine, when patronage workers who owed their jobs to the party were compelled to appear at political events. The whole country was watching, and Mayor Richard J. Daley was not going to be embarrassed by a small turnout. Since the Shakman Decree banned political hiring, it’s hard to assemble crowds like that. Politics is now about money, not organizations. If Rahm Emanuel wanted a crowd that big, he’d have to pay for it.
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Unfortunately, as the copy says, the service is only available in California now. Let’s hope it expands to Chicago. We no longer have a Machine, but politicians still need foot soldiers. Crowds on Demand is a Machine for the modern era.
Published at 2:51 PM CDT on May 21, 2013