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Under $99: Dow Jones Hanky

At $28, this may be the classiest way to commemorate Wall Street's crash



    Under $99: Dow Jones Hanky
    Design Glut
    The Dow Jones Hanky: classy, just like you.

    What: The 100% linen (no corners cut here!), 16.5"-square "It's OK to Cry" handkerchief from Design Glut, which traces, in red, the drastic tumble of the Down Jones between 2004 and 2009.

    Why you need it: Hey, laid-off banker: Times are tough, but at least you can sob and snivel over your lost millions in style.

    How much: A recession-friendly $28 -- though as Thrillist points out, for a little extra, Design Glut will tailor a hanky to your own personal portfolio. At $95, it's not exactly cheap, but it's probably the last tailoring you'll be able to afford for a while.

    Where to get it: Online at Design Glut