The idea that a 25 year-old woman might not find sex with an 85 year-old man exciting isn't exactly news - but when the man in question sits atop an empire built on being a worldly, sophisticated lover of women, it could be potentially devastating.
In an interview with Howard Stern, Hugh Hefner's ex-fiance Crystal Harris claimed that her sex life at the mansion was far from a fantasy.
"He doesn't really take off his clothes," Harris says. "I've never seen Hef naked." She went on to say that their coitus lasted "like two seconds" before adding:
"Then I was just over it," she says. "I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry."
Hefner, meanwhile, paints a much different story. The "Playboy" mogul recently took to Twitter to express his thoughts about Harris' statements.
"Crystal lied about our relationship on Howard Stern but I don't know why," Hef Tweeted. "Maybe a new boyfriend?"
"I feel sorry for Crystal," he added. "She seems lost."
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However, Hefner claims he still has warm feelings for Harris, who broke off their engagement just days before the pair were set to walk down the aisle.
"When I said, 'I missed a bullet' when Crystal left, I didn't mean I didn't love her," Hef explained. "I meant that I realized she didn't love me."
Selected Reading: People, Daily Mail, E! Online