Meet Vito Barbara. Vito's got connections. Vito was feuding with his neighbors when he threatened to run a fence down the middle of the gangway they share. They said, you can't do that. Vito did it anyway...They don't like it? Tough. What does Vito's neighbor say? "To mow my lawn, I'd have to bring a lawn mower through my house."
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