TARGET PRACTICE: Squirt to kill with the condiment gun, sold with reusable cartridges filled with your sauce of choice. $30, available at Art Effect; 934 W. Armitage; 773.929.3600 or online at www.shoparteffect.com/
GIRLS NIGHT OUT: Say yes to shopping and bonding at Shecky’s Night Out, happening in Chicago Sep 15-17. Sip signature drinks, browse discounted clothing and jewelry and go home with a killer goody bag for a mere 15 bucks. September 15-17 : 5 - 10 p.m. at Union Station, 210 S Canal St (entrance on Jackson); 212-242-2566.
POOR GUYS: Unfortunately for Lincoln Park, Guise Chicago is going out of business; but the good news is you can score up to 75 percent off men’s and women’s apparel during its going out of business sale, happening now through Oct 4. Guise Chicago, 2128 N Halsted St; 773-929-6130.