Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers
Good news, Bears fans! The team cannot lose this week since they have a bye. But, that doesn't mean they can't improve their standing in the NFC North. Though they lead the division, that can be wiped out with one good weekend from the Vikings and Packers. But what would a good scenario be?
Green Bay: The Pack heads to New York to face the Jets on Sunday. Coming off the thrilling win over Minnesota, Green Bay is stopped by the Jets crushing defense. The already-injured Packers can't stop the Jets from scoring, and New York wins 162-5. After the game, Jets coach Rex Ryan wants a snack, and mistakes Aaron Rodgers for a bucket of chicken.
Minnesota: As elated as the Packers were about their win, the Vikings are deflated. They also aren't getting a break in their schedule, as they head to New England to face Tom Brady, Bill Belichick and Tom Brady's hair. Brett Favre, too stubborn to sit with a broken ankle, decides to play in order to keep his consecutive game streak intact. Working off one foot, Favre throws 13 picks. He walks under a ladder on his way to the locker room and a black cat runs in front of him. So mesmerized by the cat, he doesn't see the mirror in front of him. He crashes into it, shattering it into a million pieces. Seeing as all this bad luck happens on Halloween, he becomes the unluckiest man in the world as the Vikings lose the game.
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
Detroit: With the Redskins in town, the Lions play exactly as they normally would. They lose by 58 points.