Whether turbo-boosting over a ravine or jogging in slo-mo along a beach, David Hasselhoff knows how to make an entrance. So it's no surprise that he's joining the FX series "Sons of Anarchy" in a <cough> big way.
According to TV Guide, the Hoff will be joining the series next season ("Anarchy" returns in the fall) as a character named "Dondo," who just happens to be a well-endowed porn star turned porn producer (so he's basically Dirk Diggler: The Golden Years) Dondo apparently has a past with the character Luann Delaney (Dendrie Taylor), who currently runs a porn studio herself.
"Sons of Anarchy" stars Ron Perlman, Charlie Hunnam, and Katey Sagal as a close-knit biker family working along the fringes of the law in California.
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Hasselhoff, meanwhile, has been busy telling America they have no talent, and spoofing his own image in movies like "Hop" and the upcoming "Piranha 3DD" (no, that is not a typo).
Is it too early to clamor for a Dondo spin-off?