Megan Fox-Isms: Foul-Mouthed Vixen's Best Quotes

Check out some "Meganisms" coming out of those pouty lips.

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Megan Fox is a sex symbol with a hot body and pouty lips, but she may be best known for the lewd and ridiculous statements that come OUT of those loose lips. Check out just a few "Meganisms."
Film Magic
Fox addressed her reputation in an interview with MTV News, saying, "I don't feel like I've ever necessarily said anything that was provocative. I think that people take relatively innocent statements and turn them into provocative things."
In a press conference for her movie 'Jonah Hex', Fox said she sometimes makes things up in order to divert attention from her personal life. "So I have sort of aided the media in printing these misconceptions, which I regret."
She explained: "In the past, I've been reluctant to share any bits of truth about myself or to really let people in on my reality, so I have said some things to throw people off the scent of what's really going on in my life."
Allure Magazine
After not hearing from the sexy star for awhile, Megan Fox came back as candid and foul-mouthed as ever (dropping the F-bomb two dozen times during her interview, only 6 of which made print) in her cover interview with Allure Magazine.
Fox expressed her anger about the topless cell phone pics that were leaked while filming her new independent movie "Passion Play." “If I knew who took this picture, I would personally cause them harm — physical harm,” Fox told Allure.
Allure Magazine
Fox goes on to tell Allure: “I’m not a f---ing reality-TV star that’s courting the paparazzi and wants my f---ing picture taken all the time. I’m at my job and I’m trying to play a character and I’m trying to be serious, and this is the sh-- that’s happening to me. It makes me furious"
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The sultry starlet said on Entertainment Tonight that her parents watch her racy on-screen sex scenes and "don't care and are good about" watching her do the deed on film. "I haven't gone completely insane, but it might happen soon."
Rolling Stone Magazine
On emotional unpredictability: "I've had to say to [boyfriend] Brian [Austin Green], 'You have to go and stop talking to me, because I'm going to kill you. I’m going to stab you with something. Please leave.' " - Rolling Stone, Sept 2009
Rolling Stone Magazine
“I’m really insecure about everything. I never think I’m worthy of anything. I have a sick feeling of being mocked all the time. I have a lot of self-loathing.” - Rolling Stone, Sept 2009
GQ Magzine
EMPTY_CAPTION"Before I go onstage anywhere, I take a Xanax now." - GQ, October 2008.
GQ Magazine
EMPTY_CAPTION"Look, I'm not a lesbian -- I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl -- Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing." - GQ, October 2008.
EMPTY_CAPTION"If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it's like-you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why." - GQ, October 2008.
GQ Magazine
“Sex is something that everyone does, so why can’t I talk about it?” - GQ, October 2008.
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EMPTY_CAPTION"There's one strip club in L.A. that I would go to called 'The Body Shop.' I was obsessed with it, and I'm in love with Motley Crue because Vince Neil sings about it in 'Girls, Girls, Girls.' I would go there and think, 'Oh my God, Vince Neil and Tommy Lee would come here! It's so amazing!' I don't do that anymore. But every once in a while I don't mind going out with some guys and hanging at a strip club." - GQ, October 2008.
EMPTY_CAPTION"I really enjoy having sex, and that's offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which is sad." - FHM, 2008.
FHM Magazine
EMPTY_CAPTION"I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, 'Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn't flush.'" - FHM, June 2008.
EMPTY_CAPTION"I wouldn't regret [my "Brian" tattoo] if we weren't together. I can always have a kid and name him Brian. There are options." - FHM, June 2008.
EMPTY_CAPTION"I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy." - FHM, 2007.
EMPTY_CAPTION"There are some…actors who have been in the business for a while, who are very egocentric and have been able to sleep with a lot of girls for whatever reason, and because they don't know me they think I'm going to be this little cupcake, this Marilyn Monroe type who's going to bat my eyes and be like a receptacle for them." British GQ, July 2009.
GQ Magazine
EMPTY_CAPTION"Really my only job is to look attractive. I was so angry about that, that I went in the opposite direction. I turned into a really butch bull d*** for, like, six months... Then I went in the other direction. From being a giant motorcycle-riding lesbian, I turned into a zombie. I lost, like, 30 pounds. I was like, 'I'm losing weight for the movie'. I was telling myself I was being method (method acting), which was so outrageous and ridiculous and not true." - British GQ, July 2009.
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EMPTY_CAPTION"Oh my God! Screen kissing is f****** gross. This one kid I had to kiss had just eaten. And he passed a piece of whatever it was into my mouth. Not on purpose, like it was in his tooth or something. And it was really salty. I almost cried. I was a b**** for the rest of the day." - British GQ, July 2009.
EMPTY_CAPTION"We actors are kind of prostitutes. We get paid to feign attraction and love. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who's not their partner. It's really kind of gross." - British GQ, July 2009.
EMPTY_CAPTION"I hope they legalize [marijuana] and when they do I'll be the first f****** person in line to buy my pack of joints." - British GQ, July 2009
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EMPTY_CAPTION"Zac Efron is my obsession, we're the same person. We're not actually here, it's like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it's me, and you don't know that. It's one of the greatest mysteries of all time." - GQ Man of the Year Event, 2008.
Elle Magazine
EMPTY_CAPTION"I'm just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It's just there. It's something I don't have to turn on." - Elle, June 2009.
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EMPTY_CAPTION"My weight fluctuates constantly—I don't really take good care of myself. I just sort of exist and survive." - Elle, June 2009.
EMPTY_CAPTION"I really don't know anything about being single yet, really. I was with someone from the time I was 18, so I've never been forced to take care of myself. I've always had someone doing that for me." - Elle, June 2009.
EMPTY_CAPTION"I go to the set thinking I'm not going to have any female friends, because that's the reality of the business. From what I've experienced, women aren't good friends to one another. When guys want to hang out with you because your personality is badass, women immediately hate you." - Maxim, July 2007.
Maxim Magazine
EMPTY_CAPTION"Every time I get another tattoo, it's like a little F-you to anyone who told me not to." - Maxim Magazine, July 2007.
Paramount Pictures
On what she would say to one of the giant destructive robots from Transformers: “I think I would make a deal with him and say instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?” - Total Film UK, June 2009.
Esquire Magazine
EMPTY_CAPTION"I don't want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson, who I have nothing against, but I don't want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I've ever learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.'" - Esquire, June 2009.
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EMPTY_CAPTION"I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I'm also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who is bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never sleep with a girl who had slept with a man." - Esquire, June 2009.
Esquire Magazine
EMPTY_CAPTION"It pisses me off when people f****** complain that I'm too beautiful to get this part. That's bulls***. You wouldn't be working if you weren't attractive. Hollywood is the most superficial thing you could possibly be a part of. And if I weren't attractive I wouldn't be working at all." - Esquire, June 2009.
EMPTY_CAPTION"About Angelina Jolie: She always seems otherworldly in her power and her confidence. I'm sure she has no idea who I am. But if I were her, I'd be like, 'Who the f*** is this little bulls*** brat who was in Transformers that's going to be the next me?' I don't want to meet her; I'd be embarrassed." - Entertainment Weekly, June 2009.
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EMPTY_CAPTION"I have no friends and I never leave my house." - Times of London, June 2009.
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EMPTY_CAPTION"If there's no sun, I go bats*** crazy." - Total Film, July 2009.
EMPTY_CAPTION"I come across as confident and [women] assume that means that I think I'm hot s***. And that makes them feel bad about themselves and so they hate me." - Entertainment Weekly, June 2009.
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EMPTY_CAPTION"I actually went to Bible camp when I was 11. Bible camp is f****** awesome -- you sing songs about Jesus and then you do arts and crafts about Jesus. One night, I snuck out to meet the first boy I ever had a crush on. Each cabin had two counselors, so it was really difficult. I had the balls, but he was too chickens***. After a couple of hours, I snuck back into bed and went back to sleep, very disappointed." -, June 2007.
EMPTY_CAPTION"I know for a fact that it's not in my destiny to die listening to a Britney Spears album, so I always put that on in my (headphones) when I'm flying because I know it won't crash if I've got Britney on." -, September 2009.
EMPTY_CAPTION"I think that I'm so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting." - Entertainment Weekly, June 2009.
EMPTY_CAPTION"I think all women in Hollywood are known as sex symbols. That's what our purpose is in this business. You're merchandised, you're a product. You're sold and it's based on sex. But that's okay. I think women should be empowered by that, not degraded." - Entertainment Weekly, June 2009.
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EMPTY_CAPTION"I'm not going to be married - I'm not the marrying type. I know people will say, 'Why are you engaged if you're not the marrying type?' I am impulsive and I love my boyfriend, but I have no plans of getting married any time soon." Extra, April 2009.
On Micheal Bay: "He's like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he's a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he's not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he's so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all. And it's endearing to watch him. - Wonderland magazine, September 2009.
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EMPTY_CAPTION"Oh yeah, I still pee in the swimming pool. It’s full of chlorine — that kills all the bacteria as soon as you do it." –, June 2007.
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