Happy F***ing Valentine's Day, Rahm.
The colorfully metaphoric missive is part of a series of satirical Valentine's Day cards released by the Republican National Committee to poke fun at their Democratic rivals.
The cards are available at GOPValentine.com, they can be personalized, and users can spam them to up to 20 of their closest friends, right after skipping the donation request.
So far users have sent out about 168,000 of the cards -- all in good fun, of course.
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