How does a quarterback console himself after losing a winnable footbal game, throwing four interceptions, fumbling once and getting sacked four times?
Carving pumpkins with a reality TV star, of course!
His was the mummy design on the left. The two have been a hot pair since meeting during the pre-season. She's been in Chicago for his last two home games, and even mentioned on Twitter that our fine city is starting to feel more like home than her home base of Los Angeles. We'll see if she's still saying that come December.
Cavallari said via Twitter that her gargoyle design is "awesome." Cutler's is more of a self portrait -- wrapped in bandages -- after the dozens of sacks he's suffered this season.
If he really wanted to up the scary-quotient on his pumpkin, he could have carved the image of Redskins linebacker Brian Orakpo, the man who was responsible for sacking Cutler twice on Sunday.