There's a new twist in the Tom Brady handshake snub saga originally appeared on NBC Sports Chicago
Remember when Tom Brady definitely didn't forget what down it was at the end of the Bears game? When he totally had a grasp on the situation and was, unfortunately, caught on camera holding up four fingers for a totally unrelated reason that we, as people who Haven't Played The Game, will never understand? Do you remember how he then ran off the field without shaking Nick Foles' hand and how that egregious act of treason overshadowed the Bears' only rewarding win of the season?
Well,,, Tom's done it again.
As they say, Tom, it sucks to suck. Here are all the reasons why Tom would snub particular quarterbacks after losing a game:
- He is a terribly sore loser. (it's this one)
- The TB12 method forbids it. Loser handshakes have wide-ranging negative effects on his chakra and pliability.
- He couldn't stand the thought of being in monochrome brown uniforms any longer.
- Alex Guerrero told him he's not allowed to.
- Jared Goff and Nick Foles have the same amount of letters in their names and that enrages him, and rightfully so.
- He's contractually bound to be seen wearing his IWC Big Pilot for all handshakes. Pick one up for yourself this holiday season for a cool 36k!
- He forgot what half it was.
