Plot to “The Losers” Seems Awfully Familiar

Remember when we suggested that rather than an “A-Team” movie they should just make an “A Team” ripoff? Well they’ve gone and done both, it turns out. “The Losers” stars Jeffrey Dean Morgan (who dies in almost everything), Idris Elba (the only guy manly enough to start a catfight between Ali Larter and Beyonce), Zoe Saldana and Chris Evans (revisiting their “Star Trek” romance?) and a bunch of other folks who’ve never opened a movie. But it was written by Peter Berg, so give it half a chance.