FAMILY FRIENDLY: Give your liver a much-need rest and do something family-friendly in the form of the popular long-running "That's Weird, Grandma" at the Neo-Futurarium. Barrel of Monkeys selects some of the stories provided by CPS students and presents them in the form of bizarre sketches and songs. One of the rare forms of entertainment that's safe for all ages but still enjoyed by an adult audience. 8 p.m., 5153 N. Ashland Ave., $5-$10
LADIES NIGHT: Get a cure for your holiday hangover at Greenheart's Ladies Night event. Detoxify with a night of meditation, chair massage, and green tea sampling or check out the shop's wide selection of fair trade wine and dark chocolate. 5:30 p.m., 1911 W. Division St.
MONDAY NIGHT FLIGHTS: Hit one sixtyblue for this monthly event where they feature a new winery or theme each month, letting you explore a six-pour and six-bite tasting menu. Two seatings available in the Blue Bar. 6 p.m., 7 p.m., 160 N. Loomis St., Tickets $47
