Nope, the Cowboys aren't in town to play the Bears, which means (gasp!) Jessica Simpson is going to be away from Tony Romo for at least 24 hours. The blond bombshell will be at Macy's State Street store at noon on Saturday to sign head shots and plug her new fragrance line, Fancy Jessica Simpson (as opposed to Casual Jessica Simpson?). Oh, and we're sure she'll have a lot to say about her famous football player boyfriend -- she always does.
OK, here's the fine print: In a very Ashley-Mary Kate move, Ms. Simpson will not be allowing any personal items for signature (although we do assume she'll be talking, unlike the Twins). Only the first 300 Macy's customers to buy the Fancy Jessica Simpson gift collection ($89) will even qualify to get her autograph (one per person). And, oh yeah, this is all time permitting, of course.
We're expecting a mob scene -- better call Macy's at 312-781-5445 to reserve your spot -- and your purchase. One thing Jessica Simpson does know about is making money.