Creating a truly awesome Halloween costume requires commitment above and beyond what's normal -- like having your zombie makeup professionally applied, or actually buying that vintage Michael Jackson jacket and then actually sleeping with children.
Providing the veneer of frightening authenticity without all the trouble/lawsuits: Blood Energy Drink.
From a drink company that typically provides sustenance to video game enthusiasts, Blood's a sugary and highly-caffeinated mixture of quaffable stuff packaged in a faux IV drip bag.
Simply hit up the site, read the humorous copy -- e.g., "being undead doesn't mean you have to stop living" -- then purchase a few bags.
A four-pack'll cost you less than $16. Order before Oct. 23rd to receive yours before Halloween.