GTL BABY! Catch the premier of the second season of "Jersey Shore" tonight at River Shannon's GTL (Gym, Tan, Laundry) bash. The staff will be dressed like characters from the show, and customers are encouraged to do the same (and this is different how?). Enter to win Jersey-themed giveaways like tickets to see Bon Jovi and Kid Rock at Soldier Field this weekend, and GTL goods like gym memberships, spray tans and rolls of quarters to do laundry. Drink specials will provide the right fuel to beat up the beat, yo. 9 p.m., 425 West Armitage, NO COVER
ROCK THE RUNWAY: If your reality show tastes are slightly more high-brow, hit Cityscape Bar for the "Project Runway" season premier party. Sip on specialty $6 themed cocktails like The Fierce, Auf Wiedershen and Make it Work martinis and munch on the complimentary appetizer buffet. 8 p.m., Holiday Inn Mart Plaza (350 W. Mart Center Dr). NO COVER
RAP IT UP: Check out Chicago's Twista and rap duo the Clipse tonight at The Shrine. The performance is part of XXL Live, a six-city tour of well-known rap artists and special surprise guests. Get in free before 11:30 p.m. with RSVP to tinyurl.com/clispersvp. 10 p.m., 2109 South Wabash Ave
ROLL TO FATTY'S: Dollar drinks? 'Nuff said. Head to Uncle Fatty's tonight for $1 well drinks and select beers while listening to live music by Rod Tuff Curls & The Bench Press. 2833 N. Sheffield, $5
