It was bound to happen eventually.
Although most people would claim they're too high class to watch MTV's "Jersey Shore," we're betting it'll be standing room only when three cast members from the show invade two Chicago nightclubs -- on the same night.
Nicole Polizzi, better known as Snookie on the reality show, will appear at Manor nightclub on January 15. Not familiar with Snookie? Well, besides being known for guzzling copious amounts of suds, throwing down drunken dance moves on the dance floor and taking a hell of a punch, the organization UNICO singled her out as not only an embarrassment to Italian-Americans, but "an embarrassment to the entire human race."
Should be a good time.
Marianne Strokirk Salons will be in the house offering hair gel styling and LA Tan is providing the gift bags.
At the very least, find out how one show can actually make the "Real Housewives of New Jersey" look like highbrow entertainment.