Cupid only has so many arrows, so not everyone is feels the love for Valentine's Day. If you aren't in a romantic mood on the 14th check out these Anti-Valentine's Day activities.
If going out for a romantic dinner is way too cliche on Valentine’s Day, try Brownstone Tavern and Grill's (3927 N. Lincoln) Drunk Love! event from 9:30 p.m. to 11:30 p.m. A $25 cover gets you all you can drink. No word if this also comes with complimentary beer goggles.
The Schoolyard Tavern and Grill (3258 N. Southport) is saying "F**K Valentine’s Day" -- literally. The "lonely bear" will be handing out free shots, hugs and condoms. For more information call (773) 528-8226.
Are you trying to recuperate from a rocky relationship? Check out "Love on the Rocks" at J Bar (610 North Rush Street) from 8 p.m. to 3 a.m. The free party will include voodoo dolls and a screening of "Forgetting Sarah Marshall." While you're watching the movie, sip on the Love Him or Leave Him Cosmo. For more information call (312) 660-7200.
The Cobra Lounge (235 North Ashland) is hosting a St. Valentine's Day Massacre party on Friday the Thirteenth starting at 9 p.m. The party will feature a burlesque show with Miss Maya Sinstress and Kendra James, Playboy's ex girl-next-door. There will also be a virtual freak show where The Reverend B. Dangerous will drive nails into his anatomy while heavy metal bands play music sure to cure whatever ails your broken heart. For more information call (312) 226-6300.