* BeautifulPeople.com offloads 5,000 newly fat singles.
* Hey Jude, we're stuck in the airport.
* 156 countries sing "All You Need Is Love."
* Woman who spent all of 2009 trying to land a husband... fails.
* Nice guess, genius.
* Fat YouTube kid gets kicked off the site, his minions plan to retaliate with hundreds (thousands?) of porn videos today.
* 2009 was a great year.