Cue Joe Perry, It's The Same Old Song And Dance

Across the three sources for my madness, it's a challenge to not repeat myself.  It gets harder when the same problems keep being problems for the Hawks. 

At least if they could be mediocre in new and creative ways, it would make my life easier.  Then again, if they were new and creative, they probably wouldn't be mediocre. 

But there's only so many times I can sit here and wonder why the Hawks don't play 60 minutes, why their penalty kill is a short-bus, and why they're so easy to play against, and why their best players can't be arsed to be their best players every night.  The constant line changing, the baffling scratches, the continued use of the blunt object that's too slow to wield in John Scott... I can only rail against this for so long before I'll be George Costanza with Les Mis√©rables stuck in his head. 

So let's focus on last night's numbers:


  • The first thing that might jump out at you is the ridiculous CORSI numbers.  Let me restate that these are only at even-strength, and don't count the comedic penalty kill the Hawks are sporting. 

    It speaks to how even a modicum of effort from the Hawks and they can pretty much pin teams in their own zone and snuff them out in theirs.  But this wasn't some heroic effort from Stars goalie Kari Lehtonen

    If you check the boxscore, you'll see the Stars blocked 20 shots.  Now, usually that would sound pretty Herculian.  But from being there, it was largely a case of the Hawks lazily firing when there was no lane, or a Star no more than five feet in front of them. 

    Duncan Keith had seven shots blocked, which has been an infuriating problem all year.  I can't remember once Keith either faking a shot and attempting to walk around the first forward out to him to open up a lane, or a simple, quick wrister that would at least get through.  And every time a shot gets blocked from him, it tends to end the possession.
  • More damning is the two giveaways each from Keith and Brent Seabrook.  That's a pair expected to be the best players on the ice.  Tack on another two from Patrick Kane and 12 in total, and can you spell "unacceptable?"
  • Tomas Kopecky was credited with four hits, but I certainly don't remember any of them, and despite his goal he is a waste of my time.  He doesn't backcheck (and his poor efforts at it led to the first power play goal against) he stands still when pursuing the puck and thus just reaches with his stick, and gets knocked off the puck far too easily. 
  • John Scott and Ryan Johnson got less than five minutes of ice each, so it's great that Jack Skille and Jake Dowell were scratched so the Hawks couldn't roll four lines. And Johnson took three faceoffs.  And didn't kill any penalties.

Ok, now I'm going blind, that's enough.

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