Using a mystical calculus measuring buzz, awesomeness and popularity, we rank for you in descending order the week's best and biggest new releases on home video...
Chris Hemsworth stars as Thor, the Norse god of thunder, whose been cast out of his native Asgard by his father, Odin (Anthony Hopkins) and sent to Earth to think about what he's done. Co-stars Natalie Portman, Idris Elba, Rene Russo, Kat Dennings and Stan Lee. Read our review and watch the trailer
Michelle Williams and Paul Dano star in director Kelly Reichardt's latest, about three families in 1845 that hire a guide who claims to know a shortcut to take them over the Cascade Mountains. Watch the trailer
Canada's Best Foreign Film nominee tells the powerful story of a pair of twins learn upon the reading of their mother's will that their father is still alive and they have a brother they never knew about, sending them on journey to the Middle East to learn the truth about their past. Read our review and watch the trailer
Bill Cunningham's New York
A documentary about the legendary New York Times photographer, who's been capturing the city's evolving fashions for decades. Watch the trailer
Michelle Yeoh and David Carradine star in this martial arts special effects spectacle about tow brothers facing off in the ultimate battle between Good and Evil. Watch the trailer
Joseph Gordon-Levitt's stars as an anarchist stoner who befriends a 13-year-old boy dealing with the death of his mother and his father's endless spiral of depression. Co-starring Rainn Wilson and Natalie Portman. Read our review and watch the trailer
Conan O'Brien Can't Stop
Conan O'Brien walked away from arguably the most coveted gig on TV, only to find himself just months later doing a bizarre traveling road show--fortunately someone had the good sense to turn on a camera. Watch the trailer
From Julie Taymor comes this interpretation of Shakespeare's classic, starring Helen Mirren in te gender-flipped role of Prospera, who's stranded on island with her daughter and the beast Caliban, biding her time until a chance for revenge presents itself. Co-stars Felicity Jones, Russell Brand, Alfred Molina, Djimon Hounsou and Alan Cumming. Watch the trailer
35 and Ticking
Four friends closing in on 35 all still trying to build the families they've always wanted--two are single, one is married, but doesn't want kids, another has two kids and a wife not interested in being a mother. Stars Nicole Ari Parker, Tamala Jones, Kevin Hart and Keith Robinson. Watch the trailer
Love, Wedding, Marriage
Mandy Moore is a newlywed marriage counselor desperate to save her own parents' relationship in time for them all to celebrate their 30th anniversary. Directed by Dermot Mulroney, co-stars Kellan Lutz, James Brolin and Jane Seymour. Watch the trailer
Steve Carell, James Gandolfini, Josh Hartnett, Paul Walker and Paris Hilton star in this collection of presumably interconnected shorts about a group of people who "find themselves in an alienating world, filled with heartbreak, deception and tragedy. With so much at stake, these strangers struggle to overcome their fates and find their place in a frequently harsh and unforgiving world." It's telling that a film with this cast made it this far without generating an ounce of attention, and if the comments to be found around the internet are to be believed--"the worst movie i've ever attempted to watch," "(my wife's) last wish before she fell asleep was that I would go online and warn other people not to make the same mistake we did"--this thing is an epic disaster.