Rahm vs. Quigley

A contrast in styles

"You may find that I and the congressman have different styles," Mike Quigley said upon being sworn in to take Rahm Emanuel's old congressional seat. Let us count the ways.

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EMANUEL: Keeps a crossbow in his office.

QUIGLEY:  Keeps a crossing guard uniform in his office.

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EMANUEL:  Uses middle finger for vulgar gestures.

QUIGLEY:  Uses middle finger to turn the pages on 300-page policy books.

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EMANUEL:  Has brother who is a famous Hollywood agent.

QUIGLEY:  Has brother who watches Entourage.

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EMANUEL:  Plays hardball.

QUIGLEY: Plays hockey.

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EMANUEL: Known for his green thumb.

QUIGLEY: Known for his green outlook.

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EMANUEL: Said to have been the inspiration behind the Josh Lyman character on West Wing.

QUIGLEY: Bears a resemblance to one of the camera guys on West Wing.

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Steve Rhodes is the proprietor of The Beachwood Reporter. He owns the first season of West Wing but has never seen Entourage.

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