Imagine: Burris' Last Lines

Filling in the space on his tombstone

Roland Burris infamously left space on his death crypt to add noteworthy achievements he was sure would come in his later years. We've got some ideas about how that space will be filled out.

- UNITED STATES SENATOR 1/09 to 2/09

- PAID FOR BY ROB BLAGOJEVICH

- WORST AFFIDAVITS EVER

- KARMA IS A BITCH

- IT DEPENDS ON WHAT THE MEANING OF 'DEAD' IS

- INSPIRATION BEHIND STATE'S SPECIAL ELECTION LAW

- FOUNDER, BLAGO & BURRIS LLC

- HE DID NOTHING WRONG. REALLY. NO, REALLY

- HERE LIES MY REPUTATION

- ONLY AFRICAN AMERICAN TO VOTE ON THE STIMULUS BILL

- EVEN STILL, MY CRYPT IS BIGGER THAN YOUR CRYPT

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