Looking for a dirt cheap Cubs game? This is your week.
Following the North Side team's 100th loss Monday, tickets for the Cubs' final two games of the season are going for practically nothing.
You can pick up tickets on StubHub for games against the Astros for about a $1. That's about a penny for every loss this year.
The Cubs take on the Astros at 7:05 p.m. Tuesday and 1:20 p.m. Wednesday. Tickets for those games are up for grabs on StubHub for $2 and $1 respectively.
The Cubs racked up their first 100th-game losing season since 1966 with a 3-0 loss.
As if things aren't bad enough, Wrigley Field was ranked the filthiest ballpark in the major league, according to ufe.com, which stands for "urine feces everywhere."
The site, led by a Bourbonnais dentist, evaluated all 30 MLB parks and discovered 79 percent of men at the Chicago field don't wash their hands after using the restroom. Eight percent of women failed to wash up.