Chicago Strip Club Offers Lap Dances For Holiday Charity

Exchange an unused, unwrapped children's toy for a lap dance

Admiral Theatre is at it again.

The Chicago strip club's "Lap Dances for the Needy" returns for the holiday season complete with its traditional naughty-nice twist.

Here's how it works: Donate one unused, unwrapped children's toy to the club, at 3940 W. Lawrence Ave., and "get one lap dance from an Admiral entertainer." 

The third annual event starts Friday and lasts through Dec. 22. Dances are limited to one per customer.

In years past the club has collected multiple carloads of toys and donated them to churches around the Albany Park neighborhood.

Last year the promotion even snagged a cameo in on "Weekend Update" on "Saturday Night Live."

"More than just your heart will grow three sizes that day," Tina Fey said during the skit.

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