HOW BAZAAR: Visit the Bucktown Bazaar, a holiday showcase of handmade items from amateur and established artisans, for unique gift ideas that won't ellicit yawns come Christmas morning. The event takes place at the Holstein Park Fieldhouse today and tomorrow from 11AM-5PM; admission is free.
BIKER BABES: Looking to burn a few holiday pounds this afternoon? Hop on your ride (the two-wheeled kind) for the Chicago Neighborhood Bike Tour, hosted by Big Shoulders Realty. This month's excursion will take you through Portage Park to see parks, landmarks and various points of interest, including properties that just happen to be on the market. Bring your bike, helmet and lots of layers -- it's supposed to be pretty chilly today. 1PM, free.
HOLIDAY SPIRIT: Who said holiday shows have to be boring? Check out the Sexy Santa's Spectacular! Spectacular! at Gorilla Tango Theatre. This bawdy vaudeville-style revue features a different headliner from Chicago's burgeoning burlesque scene. Tonight's starlet is Paris Green from the Belmont Burlesque Revue. 11:30PM, $16.