REAL LOVE: True romantics will be watching the "Bachelor" wedding tonight, because everyone knows the best way to find true love is in an elimination-style competition on national TV. OK, maybe we sound slightly jaded, we're sure Jason and Molly will make it through the year, so wish them all the best by checking out the wedding viewing party at Vertigo sponsored by Imerman's Angels. Supporting a useful charity is at least good enough justification for watching this drivel. 6:30 - 8 p.m., 2 W Erie St, $20
TALENT SHOWCASE: What kinda skillz you got? Music, poetry, dance, comedy? All are welcome at Quenchers' Monday Open Mic night. Don't worry if your talent isn't quite up to snuff, Quenchers is a bit like Cheers, so that heckling you'll hear is mostly good-hearted. Of course, if you're not up to performing, you're more than welcome to drink and judge. 10 p.m., 2401 N. Western Ave
GREEN FLICKS: Get warmed up for St. Patrick's Day by checking out the 11th annual Chicago Irish Film Festival, celebrating a number of new Irish films, documentaries and shorts, some of which will be U.S. premieres. Tonight's film is "Yellow Bittern: The Life and Times of Liam Clancy" which will be followed by a question and answer session. 7:30 p.m., Beverly Arts Center, 2407 W. 11th St., $10
