The 10 Funniest Ideas for Next Menus

The genius behind Grant Achatz's quarterly changing, time traveling concept, Next, is that pretty much anything goes. Case in point: he's already tackled Paris 1906, given a Tour of Thailand and is already plotting how to give us the wide-eyed wonder of childhood. Following the announcement of the upcoming menus, last night Twitter exploded with proposed menu ideas under the hashtag #futureNextthemes. Here, we've rounded up some of our favorites from the trashy to the unfathomable.

"Food Michael Carlson might eat the nights he cancels all reservations at Schwa #FutureNextThemes" —Michael Nagrant

"Phonies: The Cuisine of Holden Caulfield #FutureNextThemes" –Josh Steinfeld

"Metal & Oil" - menu suggestions from Unicron circa 3125#FutureNextThemes" —chuckeats

"Level Up - A Sampling of Social Darwinism via Video Game Characters circa 1980s #FutureNextThemes" —e_tsai

"Arsenic and Old Lace, 1944 #FutureNextThemes" —Skyway Dog

"Picafest: For the love of chalk, dirt, and paste. #FutureNextThemes" –Shades

"Straight off the George Foreman Grill. #OverOneHundredMillionSold #FutureNextThemes" —Andrew Kaplan

"Gruel, oppressive churches and tainted drinking water, England 1320 #FutureNextThemes" —Helge Pederson

"All You Can Eat China-ish Buffet #FutureNextthemes" —Kathy Skutecki

"The Night #FutureNextThemes was Trending on Twitter. #FutureNextThemes" —Lulu Arroyo

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