Male Bonding: Up-and-coming London loudniks Male Bonding make quite the racket. The surprisingly catchy scuzzpunks bring their barrage of hooks and head-clearing static to Subterranean tonight. $12 tickets available here. 9 p.m.
Robert Earl Keen: Iconic country-rock songsmith Robert Earl Keen, fresh off the release of his 16th LP, takes the stage of Joe's on Weed tonight. The seasoned vet's got plenty of tunes to choose from, including a few you didn't know you knew. $25 tickets available here. 8:45 p.m.
YouTube Assembly: Caught somewhere between a scholarly screening and your drunk buddy insisting on "just one more" laughing baby video, YouTube Assembly hits The Nightingale tonight. Artists Meg Duguid and Catie Olson will show off the best (or, perhaps, worst) of everyone's favorite time-waster; tonight's theme is "Food Explosion!," so expect to see Gallagher at least once. $5 suggested donation at the door. 8 p.m.
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