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Driver: Jeff Gordon
Team: Hendrick Motorsports
'08 Final Standing:
Season in a box: After a NASCAR-record 30 Top-10 finishes in 2007 including an impressive performance in the Car of Tomorrow chassis, Jeff Gordon's outlook for 2008 had to be a lot higher than a 7th-place finish in the final standings in addition to his first winless season since 1993.