All Things Wu: The RZA! The GZA! Ol' Dirty… well, anyway. Precisely none of the aforementioned will be in attendance tonight at Darkroom for All Things Wu, their tribute to the legendary New York rhyme squad Wu-Tang Clan. Will there be chessboxing? Out-of-context quotes from minor kung-fu flicks? Socrates philosophies and hypotheses? Cuban links on the grill? Only one way to find out. Free. 9 p.m.
Cheap Beer Improv: Annoyance Theater presents Cheap Beer Improv, a double-whammy of low-cost student shows at their Uptown locale. And they're not kidding about the cheap hooch, either; tonight's drink specials are $2 PBR and $3 well drinks. $2 tickets available at the door. 8 p.m.
The Pope's Toilet: 2007's El Baño del Papa—aka The Pope's Toilet—depicts a man in Uruguay who spends his family's life savings building a pay toilet in anticipation of the exalted one's visit to his village. The film screens tonight at the Chicago Cultural Center. Free. 6:30 p.m.
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