Feeling hungry? Really hungry?
Then take your appetite over to Mad Mark's Pizza and Sports for their new cheeseburger challenge. The Schaumburg hot spot recently unveiled a behemoth called "The Gambler" -- 2 pounds of ground sirloin and 2 pounds of fixings equaling 4 pounds of greasy goodness.
The burger will run you $14.99, but Mad Mark's is offering it free to anyone who can eat the whole thing in under 30 minutes. Of course you'll also get your picture on the Gambler Wall of Fame and receive instant legend status.
But the whole thing means the whole thing, including the hand-cut French fries, bun, coleslaw, lettuce, tomato and pickles.
Or, you can do the sensible thing and not compete by sharing it with a friend for $19.99.
But isn't life too short to be sensible?