It was only a matter of time.
And now, due to popular demand and an intense public outcry, it's time for the Real Housewives of -- hold your breath -- Highland Park.
OK, so it's not exactly a TV show, but SHE Boutique has been on the lookout for the realest of the real housewives in that suburban city. They've been compiling votes at the store for the past month, and on Saturday, the top five vote-getters will be honored at a red carpet event.
Instead of earning a 24/7 video invasion of their privacy, the winners get $200 SHE gift certificates, head to toe makeovers and a live photo shoot with a celebrity photographer.
The party, which will be held from 6-9 p.m., is open to the general public, who also get goodies just for showing up (RSVP suggested).
And you never know, perhaps an enterprising producer will appear and decide to cast the ladies on an actual show.
Now that's what you call the real deal.