Monday's present a conundrum: rationalize your continued bar drinking by claiming you can't remember Saturday anyway, or stay couchbound for sweet re-runs of Everybody Loves Raymond. Again.
Or consider the third way: Movie Nights at The Motel Bar (600 West Chicago Ave.).
If you insist on climbing back on the wagon, take advantage of the drink specials which include $3 PBR tall boys and $6 Tom Collins. Or grab a few bites from the room service style menu.
Who knows, after a couple of drinks, Showgirls might actually improve the second time around.