REAL LOVE: Bill and Guiliana Rancic could lay claim to being the Chicago's First Family of reality show couples, Bill, for his winning turn on the first season of "The Apprentice" and the Style Network show he and the E! News anchor did together focusing on their first year of marriage. The couple is in town tonight for a pediatric HIV/AIDS benefit, but you can also catch them at the after-party at Cuvee. 11:30 p.m., 308 W Erie, RSVP mandatory
DETROIT DANCE-OFF: Chicago DJ Lady D explores the connection between Chicago and Detroit dance music with "D3: Deconstruct, Discover Detroit Art and Music Series," at Smartbar. Detroit brings the techno, Chicago brings the house got a night full of collabos between notable DJs and multimedia art and performances. 8 p.m., 3730 N. Clark. $15.
NAKED RADIO: The gals over at burlesque queen Michelle L'Amour's Naked Girls Reading series celebrate their one year anniversary with a show dedicated to classic radio drama scripts and vintage news reports. A pianist accompanies the ladies to spice things up a bit -- as if it needed to be an spicier. 7 p.m., 939 W Randolph, $20