The past four weeks have been a real grind, but Thursday night we'll finally find out who wins the Admiral Theater's "So You Think You Can Strip" contest.
According to the Tribune, the contest is seeking the top amateur stripper in the city, and specifically called for "students, housewives, secretaries, and the girls next door."
Call it the ultimate stimulus package, because the winner will receive $5,000 and two airline tickets to Las Vegas, where she'll compete with other regional winners in the national finals.
Judges include adult celebrity "Exotica," former stripper Jennifer Whaley (a.k.a. "Sabrina Saxx"), burlesque performer Angela Eve, and talk radio producer Kenny Webster.
The finals kick off promptly at 10:30 p.m. at the Admiral (3940 W Lawrence Ave).
