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2009 VINTAGE: The Kardashian sisters' reality show premiere last Saturday at Enclave was also the club's debut of their new ultra-lounge, Cuvee. Located a few blocks away from Enclave, Cuvee will cater to visiting fameballs and Chicago's nightlife elite -- so, like, Drakkar-doused dudes and the women who pretend to love them.
308 W. Erie St., between Franklin and Orleans; River North; 312-654-0234
COCKTAIL CULTURE: Drop by Brasserie Jo's neighborly bar this evening for a "Summer Spirits 101" class (the number applies to the beginner level as well as the price -- $1.01.) You'll get to sip on refreshing concoctions made with French liqueurs, such as La Violette and Kir Royale Alsace, and gorge yourself on passed appies. 6:30-7:30 p.m.
59 W. Hubbard St., at Dearborn; River North; 312-595-0800
BACK ON THE CHAIN GANG: Yesterday it was Blondie/Benatar, tonight it's Chrissie Hynde and the Pretenders, plus Cat Power and Juliette Lewis (yep, the "Natural Born Killers" one). FYI: The show has been moved from the Riviera to the Vic Theater. 7:30 p.m., $44 3145 N. Sheffield Ave., at Belmont; Lakeview; 773-472-0449