First of all, if HR decides to come down and inquire about the Web sites we've been looking at today, we're chalking it all up to "research." Need to get that out of the way.
Second of all, if you think you've got what it takes to pose in the world's most famous skin magazine, here's your chance Chicago.
Around 250 women showed up on Tuesday, and even more are expected on Wednesday.
It's a chance for the girls to get the "full Playboy experience," which includes lounging in a satin robe while they're waiting for their time slot, and interviewing with various Playboy editors. And of course, posing.
"If they're comfortable going completely nude it's up to them, but we recommend they at least wear lingerie or a bathing suit," said Playboy publicist Tina E. Manzo.
So what are the chances a Chicago gal can actually make the pages of the magazine? Look no further than Crystal McCahill, Playboy's Playmate of the Month for May 2009.
Candidates can secure a time slot with a $20 refundable fee at Playboy.com, and can purchase additional packages where they get copies of their photos.
Each wanna-bunny also gets a goody bag with t-shirt that says "I posed for Playboy."
Turns out you actually can shoot a wabbit. Happy hunting.