* This almost makes up for LaDainian Tomlinson's lackluster fantasy year.
* People are suicidal because they can't be the blue space monkeys from "Avatar."
* John Travolta is a good singer.
* John Travolta would have won "American Idol" in 1976.
* Wife blogs whatever her husband says in his sleep.
* Hamsters
* Play the Conan vs. Jay game!
* Look out below.
