The eBay seller said no foul play was involved in the making of this cracker. Or perhaps he meant that no fowls were involved.
What has this world come to? Twenty-one bids on two animal crackers?
A man in New Hampshire listed a donkey and a bull baked in the position of "making love" on ebay claiming "My wife pulled this out of a bowl of animal crackers a few weeks ago. I have been storing it in an air-tight bag since! The cracker was baked like this!!! No foul play."
The auction fetched $7.25. Check out the listing here.