Yo dudebro. You with the devious grin and the white shades dangling like hipster truck nutz from your t-shirt.
You're a punk. Whatever your name is. And the whole world knows it.
The unidentified miscreant at Wrigley who tossed a beer on Phillies' left fielder Shane Victorino -- and then got away! -- is being roundly villified in the media today as Cubs' security works with the Chicago PD to catch the kid.
A few of the choice words:
"A F#%^ing &^%*()(*"
The evisceration's all over Twitter, too, with users posting links to photos and calling for the kid's head. "This is the fan at the #Cubs game who dumped the beer," wrote dagarton. "He should never be allowed in again."
dat_cubfan_dave writes "So have they found the Wrigley beer tosser yet? Judging by the looks of the guy, he's sure to have a few enemies who'll rat him out."
If you know who the little villian is, holler at NBC.
In the meantime, like the stadium sign says, respect Wrigley.