Miami Heat star Chris Bosh reportedly threw a four-day bachelor party for himself and his closest friends in Las Vegas last weekend that landed him on the New York Post's Page Six.
According to the Post, Bosh's bachelor party was called "The Hangover 3," and the festivities included "guns, booze, red meat and magic."
That's not quite the Roofies, Asian gangsters, drug dealing monkeys and transgender strippers line up from the movie, but we would still like to get a peek at any digital photos from the event.
Noticeably missing from the Bosh's entourage were his Heat teammates, LeBron James and Dwyane Wade. Perhaps Bosh was worried James would disappear on Day Four of the party or that someone would kidnap Wade and toss him in the trunk of a car.
Regardless of whether he secretly married his fiance Adrienne Williams two months ago, Bosh and Williams will reportedly have a more traditional wedding ceremony in July.
The bachelor party "was everything these guys don't get to do during the season," a source told the Post. So we assume no rings were involved.
The party kicked off on Thursday with a trip to a shooting range followed by dinner at N9NE Steakhouse.
Bosh and his 12-man party took in a Criss Angel magic show on Friday, where Angel reportedly asked Bosh onstage and included him in part of his act.
A paintball game on Saturday was followed by what the Post called a "Rat Pack" casino night at Caesar's Palace on Sunday, finishing with a Mark Curry comedy show.
We had no idea Bosh liked the show Hangin' With Mr. Cooper as much as we do.